It’s been rumored that Tiger Woods is undergoing sex rehabilitation in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, but this past weekend, TMZ photographed his yacht, Privacy as it came to port in North Palm Beach, Florida. The photo clearly reveals the name ‘Privacy’ and TMZ reports a witness at the Old Port Cove said the yacht was loaded with food and supplies. Who was aboard is anyone’s guess. (Photos, Slideshows, and Videos from the Tiger Woods Scandal) As the public tries to figure out who was on Tiger Woods’ yacht, Elin Woods was photographed by Radar Online as she picked up Sam from school. In one photo, Elin is seen smiling at the cameras. Many, however, doubt that all of the photos of Elin Woods are authentic due to the fact that she has an identical twin sister. When reports suggested that Elin Woods was visiting Tiger in Mississippi, many thought that Elin’s sister stayed in Orlando, Florida taking care of the children. (Click here for photos of Tiger Woods’ Mistresses) On January 30, 2010 Rachel Uchitel celebrated her birthday. Instead of having a huge party at a Palm Beach club she celebrated with friends in a much more low key manner. Radar obtained photos of Rachel and friends. See the links below for photos of Rachel Uchitel’s birthday. Photo TMZ here: Tiger Woods’ yacht Privacy Radar Online photos of Elin Woods: Elin Woods Photos Radar Online Rachel Uchitel Birthday Bash: Rachel Uchitel Birthday Photos Prime Writer News Network Topic: Tiger Woods Slideshow: Tiger Woods Scandal in Pictures (photos, videos) Tiger Woods Scandal Part 1 (photos, slideshows, videos, from car crash to police reports) Tiger Woods Scandal Part 2 (mistresses, Elin Nordegren, 911 Calls and more) Tiger Woods Car Accident, Rachel Uchitel affair, Elin Nordegren (photos, videos, news) Tiger Woods voicemail song (audio, video watch now) Slideshow Tiger Woods car accident, Elin Nordegren, and Rachel Uchitel (photos, video) Slideshow Tiger Woods Mistresses from Rachel Uchitel to Theresa Rogers (photos, pictures, videos) Elin Nordegren Tiger Woods car accident and nude photos hoax (pictures, video) Slideshow: Rachel Uchitel Tiger Woods alleged mistress (photos, pictures, videos) Tiger Woods 911 Call transcript and audio (listen now, photos, video) Is Tiger Woods the victim of domestic violence? Vote Now (poll, photos, videos) Slideshow Tiger Woods car crash, Rachel Uchitel, and Elin Nordegren (photos) Video: Tiger Woods Press Conference Slideshow Tiger Woods car crash photos Too much Tiger Woods news coverage? Vote Now (poll) Tiger Woods, ambulance takes woman from home, believed to be Elin’s mother (photos, videos)
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Tiger Woods' porn-star mistress Joslyn James makes first public appearance
New York, Mar 8 (ANI): Tiger Woods' porn-star mistress Joslyn James finally made a public appearance at a celebrity viewing party.
She said she has "important news" to announce shortly, but wouldn't say if it would be a tell-all book or a movie.
"What I do want to say is that I am happy that Tiger and Elin are patching things up," she added. (ANI)
Oscars Pass Over Tiger...
Tiger Woods got a pass from the Oscars, according to the New York Post. Academy Awards execs killed jokes written for hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin about the world's No. 1 golfer and his all too public personal life. The Tiger jokes were considered to be "too rude."
The Oscars killed the Tiger jokes written for hosts Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin. As a long-time defender of Mr. Woods, this column applauds the Academy's stand for good taste.
Besides, who needs him?
Last week provided non-Tiger material to fill 1,000 Barbara Walters Specials. Sitting across from her would be Gilbert Arenas, John Daly, the New York Knicks, the New York governor, the New York congressman for District 15, O.J. Simpson's suit and Barack Obama's liver.
Then there was the "lesbian feud" that nixed the Brady Bunch reunion. It was enough to make you want to take off your clothes and take a bath. Which brings us to our Quote of the Week.
"It doesn't feel sexual. It just feels tribal."
So said Art Rush, one of the 5,200 people who posed for a nude photo at the Sydney Opera House in Australia. Normally we'd segue right into a Tiger joke here. Our writers want to observe Hollywood protocol, however.
We're not sure who that left Martin and Baldwin to joke about, especially since one of the Transformers was seen texting Joslyn James. Well, there were always the Knicks, whose 20-point loss to New Jersey on Saturday was more unforgivable than anything Tiger ever did.
Which brings us to Quotes of the Week II and III:
"I knew nothing."
So said Tiger's caddy, Steve Williams, whose thoughts were expanded upon by Tiger flunkie Charles Barkley. Both said they were clueless to any improprieties, which automatically qualified them to run for Rep. Charlie Rangel's (D-Lobbyists' Hip Pocket) seat.
Now, the Academy decides we can't joke about Michael Vick, so here's what else happened last week:
Tiger Woods' Phone Habits: Five Number Changes In One Year
Tiger Woods changed his phone number five times in a single year, according to a PGA golfer who has texted Woods in the past. Mark Calcavecchia tells Golf.com that after the fifth number switch, he said, "Man, you change phone numbers more than I change underwear." It is safe to assume that Calcavecchia and Woods did not text each other like Tiger allegedly did with Jaimee Grubbs, the reported mistress who has stripped down for magazines twice in recent months. In a batch of text messages she says Tiger sent her, Woods wrote, "I need you." He also left a voicemail in which he begged her to change her voicemail greeting to throw his wife (PHOTOS) off the trail of mistresses. Women linked to Tiger Woods