If nothing else Tiger Woods has proven to the world that he can do the following things:

  1. Play golf like a pro.
  2. Delivery a consistent news buzz wherever he goes.
  3. Contrive an official press conference about his infidelity in his marraige against his wife Elin Nordigren by stacking it with friends, and family.
  4. Be a womanizer of the dirtiest kind.

We here at TWR find that Tiger is isn't embracing his new found image of him surrouned with champagne bottles and ho's as we would have hoped.

He repeatedly says that he's sorry he let us down. Really? Here at TWR we really don't care, and don't feel let down by his infidelity. In fact were it not for that fateful car crash and golf club chase that ensued thereafter TWR would probably be out of a job.

One TWR staffer said "I think he's a hero. Juggling 19 women over the course of 3 years all while paying hush money and grabbing onto the next set of jugs he could...yeah he's my hero..."

Another TWR writers said "We should make him a cape with 19 holes on it! Or 19 hoe's..."

Yup. We truly employ a classess bunch of nimrods.

Here's what we wish Tiger would have done with his Press Conference today:




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