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Tiger Woods has opened up his life to us and made the world and interesting place again. Now we are here to keep you updated on all the smut and action as you can take on. Enjoy the report, and check back daily on this one.

Tiger Woods looks seedy in what the National Enquirer claims are the first photographs placing him at a sexual rehabilitation clinic in Hattiesburg, Miss. The golf legend's face isn't clearly visible, but the dark blur is legible enough to be certain that he isn't wearing his trademarkable smile -- all teeth, and all of them straight as an arrow. We see instead a man with a foam coffee cup in his hand, a dark hoodie draped over his head and shoulders, and a look of annoyance or surprise directed at the photographer. The Enquirer insists that the images, taken last Friday, are authentic; semi-respectable news organizations, such as the New York Post, have taken them at face value.
Tiger Woods' scorned wife has not left him yet, according to new reports, and it looks like she may not do so anytime soon, if at all! Are he and Elin making it work?
The golfer's marriage is "definitely not over," a source says, and that's because he realized he was about to lose everything when his cheating ways were exposed.
After Elin Woods threatened to take their children away from him and move back to Sweden permanently, Tiger fought to stop her - and he has, at least for now.
"Elin could have filed for divorce already but she hasn't," the source added.
"Of course, she has not indicated definitively that she planning on staying with Tiger, but what's happening now is crucially important."
What's happening now is Tiger is in sex addiction rehab in Mississippi.
The Woods' troubles are well-documented, but they're working it out!
While Elin is no longer wearing her wedding ring, she's canceled plans to file divorce papers after Tiger pleaded that he would do what it takes to make things work.
The threat of Elin taking their two young children and moving back to Sweden went a long way to convincing Tiger to go to rehab, where Elin has not been yet.
She may visit him there as part of his rehabilitation process, however. Tiger's program calls for her to spend seven full days of counseling with him in the facility.
After Tiger's affair with Rachel Uchitel was outed by the National Enquirer, he was linked to at least a dozen mistresses and his secret double life was exposed.
So Love Monkey #9 is Loredana Joli who claims to NOT have been pimped by Michelle Braun. But you know with looks like that, a rack like that and a career floating somewhere just below my dump she probably was. I mean according to Michelle Braun he was paying $15,000 per fuck with this chick...she wasn't that hot.
Here's what Huffy has to say about this dumb fuckslut:


Michelle Braun has finally come out and said that she's been Tiger's source for sating his wild jungle appetite. Picking women (usually large breasted blondes) was something of a service she provided for him. Amongst some of the women she pimped to the Tiger were:
Holly Sampson
Jamie Jungers
Loredana "Jolie" Ferriolo
Go figure.
But now she's talking Tiger-3some-mania:
Mindy Lawton told the British tabloid The News of the World she carried on a year-long affair with Woods that began in the spring of 2006. The 33-year-old restaurant manager said she and the golfer would meet up about every two weeks and that "all he cared about was lust."
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"His favourite [underwear] were my red panties with black lace. He had a thing about red and said he always wore it on Friday as that was his mother's favourite colour."